Sunday, 3 February 2013

When writing about New Zealand

When writing about New Zealand you must always call it Aotearoa or The Land Of The Great White Cloud. Most of your passage should speak of the “Amazing” countryside. Always make it seem like the country side is millions of miles away from civilization and that there are many animals that live here that have been killed of every where else in the world. The Kiwi bird must be mentioned in almost every sentence and never speak of them being endangered. When speaking of the Maori you must always describe them as simple people who live of the land in tribes and completely cover them selves in tattoos.  Their villages are in the middle of the countryside and there are no traces of foreigners in the area.

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